So… there’s a new blush trend. It’s yellow. Like, actual fucking yellow. As if someone was sitting in a field of dandelions with a toddler and allowed them to rub the pollen all over their face.
And it’s shimmery.
I don’t know why this is a thing. I’m practically speechless.
Thoughts?
Teresa's Big O(pinion) 
Nope. And let me tell you a few of the many reasons why:
1. I’m 46.
2. I work as a paralegal in a conservative law office. ‘Nuff said.
3. My skin IS yellow and I try to take people’s attention away from that fact.
4. Ew.
5. Seriously?
It’s like all the worst fashion parts of the 80s are all back in and hip: fanny packs, high waisted jeans and now ridiculously unnatural makeup colors. I had fun looking like a freak show in my teens, but I’m over it…except maybe as part of a costume.
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Wait, are fanny packs really a thing again? I like being different and all, but this is too much.
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Unfortunately, yes:
https://www.harpersbazaar.com/fashion/trends/g14781922/cool-designer-fanny-packs/
I. Just. Can’t.
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NOOOOOOOO!!!!
These weren’t cool when they were supposed to be cool. Who’s idea was this?!
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Certainly not mine…or yours. Sometimes I think the “fashion gods” are intentionally cruel just to see if we’ll be good little do bees.
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Hm that’s a thought. I sometimes wonder if they bring these terrible things back so younger generations will feel the pain of looking at photos in 10 years and have that “wtf was I thinking” moment we all had the first time these things were in.
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hahahaha! Hilarious. It almost strikes me as belonging to the Wizard of Oz or something.
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Oh you’re right! The folks in the emerald city would have loved this.
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I haven’t seen this trend yet but I hope it doesn’t become popular! 🙂 x
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Same!
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Halloween? Sure… Wegmans? Nope.. unless I’m in wegmans on Halloween for candy dressed as a smooshed dandelion.
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I think I’d like to see you dressed as a smooshed dandelion in wegmans.
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Thank you all for hating the same things I hate 💚💚
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